Student: Teacher! Would you punish me for something i didn't do?
Teacher: No.
Student: I didn't do my homework.
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the ...
Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after an "I". Always put "am" after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: No.
Student: I didn't do my homework.
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the ...
Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after an "I". Always put "am" after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
