Ưa Khẩu Nghiệp Nhất 4rum
Phàm Nhân
Tờ Washington Post từng tổ chức một cuộc thi viết thơ nho nhỏ, yêu cầu là câu đầu tiên phải hết sức lãng mạn, và câu thứ 2 phải giết chết toàn bộ sự lãng mạn. Sau đây là một số tác phẩm lọt vào vòng trong:
1. My daring, my lover, my beautifull wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life!
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Mọi người hãy thử trổ tài làm thơ với đề tài này nhé, người có số like cao nhất sẽ nhận được 1 món quà bí mật từ mình :3
1. My daring, my lover, my beautifull wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life!
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Mọi người hãy thử trổ tài làm thơ với đề tài này nhé, người có số like cao nhất sẽ nhận được 1 món quà bí mật từ mình :3
(lười cop qua gg trans quá)
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